OK, so the two semi-finals are over and we all have a bit of ‘down time’ before this weekend’s World Cup Final. Time for a bit of frivolity before the business end of the tournament kicks off.
In a previous blog (“I’ll get my quote”: Managing their reputation), I recounted some of my favourite quotes from football managers around the world. I also mentioned that some football managers could have a whole column to themselves and top of the list would be the best manager England never had – Brian Clough, OBE (“old big ‘ead” to the masses). Cloughie was arrogant, as typified in his most famous quote when reflecting on his management career (“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one”).
Here are my other golden Cloughie moments starting with some more arrogant claims:
- “The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years”
- “When I go, God’s going to have to give up his favourite chair”
- “We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right”
- “I’ve decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully – in about 200 years time”
- “Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off ‘cos they’d have worked it out for themselves”
- “I’m sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job [as England Manager), I’d want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that’s exactly what I would have done”
- “Rome wasn’t built in a day. But I wasn’t on that particular job”
On England’s exit from the 2000 European Football Championship:
- “Players lose you games, not tactics. There’s so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes”
On his alcoholism:
- “Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right”
- “I’m dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done”
On Sir Alec Ferguson only winning one European Cup:
- “For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn’t got two of what I’ve got. And I don’t mean balls!”
On women’s football:
- “I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud”
On Sven Goran Eriksson, former England manager:
- “At last they’ve got a manager who speaks better English than they do”
- “I might be an old codger now and slightly past my best as a gaffer, but the FA would know they’re safe with me. At least I’d keep my trousers on”
On managing Roy Keane:
- “I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn’t have hit him very hard”
On football hooliganism:
“Football hooligans? Well, there are 92 club chairmen for a start”
Classic Clough. Nuff said.
Professor Mark Griffiths, psychologist, Nottingham Trent University
To speak to Professor Griffiths, call the University Press Office directly on 0115 848 8782 or email worldcup@ntu.ac.uk
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